s Sophomore Sophie Wagner was playing "Flappy Bird," she remembered how much fun she had playing the game and how many memories she had playing it with...

It seems to me that today is not my day. Maybe it will never be my day because I consistently die over, and over, and over again as my owner consistently smashes me into giant green pipes. My 8-bit world doesn't seem much of a material world, but I guess it will have to make due.